A couple years ago one of my favorite authors, Neil Gaiman, set up a Twitter hashtag of #UnRomanticRhymes so that people could post their anything-but-romantic poetry to Twitter in honor of Valentine’s Day. In honor of that, here is my submission:
Don’t want to go out
With you and the gang;
This Valentine’s Day,
Let’s stay home and bang!
A hopeless romantic, I clearly am not.
Feel free to share your own #UnRomanticRhymes, as I find this to be one of my favorite ways to celebrate this holiday!